Nicole Kidman's "Tiny Teeth"

In 2004 the National Inquirer printed an article by Dr. Chris Kammer - the self proclaimed "Joan Rivers of Smiles". This article in its entirety can be found at http://www.thesmileexperts.com/pages/press/press29.htm. In this publication Dr. Kammer proceedes to analyze and critisize the very famous pearly whites of some of Hollywood's best and brightest stars.

Apparently the number of Oscars you've won won't protect you from Dr. Kammer's evil eye, here are some of the victims:

Diane Keaton - Could use a "smile lift" and has "over exposed gums"
Johnny Depp - Could use "teeth straightening"
Nicole Kidman - Has "tiny baby teeth" and should "get a bigger smile"
Ewan McGregor - Has a "reverse smile" with "tiny back teeth"
Bill Murray - Needs "crowns or veneers to give his teeth a more youthful appearance"

How can regular everyday folks like you and I be expected to live up to standards that Nicole Kidman and Johnny Depp can't even reach?!?

I find it interesting that these comments and "friendly suggestions" for improvement come from a man who alters people's smiles for a living. Perhaps if you stand to gain financially from finding flaws in someone else, then you shouldn't be the one pointing out the flaw. It's kind of like when you take your car into the shop to get the oil changed and the next thing you know, the mechanic tells you that you need a new engine, new tires, new brakes and pine tree air freshener.


For the record:
I've never met Dr. Kammer and I'm sure he's a lovely man.